In the beginning Math was easy.
I remember my first math workbook filled with color pictures of balls and clown faces and apples to count.
It was cute, and I was a satisfied little boy!
But then I grew up and Mom pulled the bait and switch. I don’t know HOW it happened or WHEN it happened, but slowly she replaced my shiny red and green apples with X and Y and Z and I’m not happy about it.
So, I’m boycotting until someone tells me WHERE I’m going to use this:
Or at least until Math class tomorrow…
Signing off with math book in hand,